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Jennifer Aniston turned down John Mayer’s recent marriage proposal. The actress is so thrilled with the relationship, she doesn’t want to ruin it (ala Pitt) with a ring. Hm. Now, that’s a?Jennifer-contrived interesting twist on this boring love story.

more ‘you don’t say’ news after the hop…

While we’re sure all of you are cackling into your Thanksgiving leftovers about the prospects of Jennifer Aniston REJECTING John Mayer, a source (cough, Jennifer Aniston, cough, cough) told Showbizspy:

Jennifer said no when John asked her. She told John that everything is so perfect between them right now, they shouldn’t ruin the focus of their relationship.?A wedding would be so stressful and Jennifer just wants to enjoy this phase, falling madly in love and getting a thrill if the other one texts when they are apart.?John told Jennifer she is the girl for him and he is sure of it. He is willing to do anything she wants as long as they are together. He is like a different guy.?John was over the moon when Jennifer took him back last month and he never wants them to be apart again. He really wants to settle down with her. He wants children, marriage - the whole thing at some point.”

Yeah, this smells like a fresh baked load of Aniston rubbish. Maybe she and Courtney Cox got drunk off margaritas and leaked this Grade-A craptastic tale. I just can’t picture John Mayer head over heels over anyone but the glare of his own reflection holding up a bouquet of fresh InTouch, UsWeekly, and OK! magazines.

More pictures of Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer:

John Mayer Meets Jennifer Aniston’s Parents?

Jennifer Aniston Wants John Mayer To Shut Up

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Photos: Vogue.com