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Wannabe country singer Jessica Simpson is a Texas girl, through and through, even if Dallas Cowboys fans can’t stand her.

In addition to being a Proactiv and hair extension hawking girl, in addition to having her own line of shoes and handbags, the buxom blonde is also going to be a beer whore!

The ’singer and actress’ has signed on as spokeswoman for Stampede Light Plus, made by Dallas’ Stampede Brewing Co.

Stampede Light bills itself as a beer for active people. H!!

Ashlee’s big sis will appear in ads in stores for the beer and is taking a 15 percent stake in the brewer.

Joe Jessica Simpson said in a statement that as an entrepreneur she’s “always looking for ways to diversify my portfolio with good ideas and good people.”

Wonder what we’ll be seeing next from Jess?

She should totally be the new KFC spokesbitch!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]