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Clearly, Someone Has The “Smuggler’s Blues.”

Well, mates… it seems the long wait shall soon be over, for Pete Doherty shall leave Wormwood Scrubs prison on Tuesday. Yes, he will have only served 29 days out of his original 98 day sentence, but prisons are overcrowded, y’all:

As the early release sparked fury, a pal revealed: “He’s planning to go straight to play a gig — and then get smashed.

“He wants no business appointments for three days — so he can really go for it.”

Indeed, I am quite looking forward to the newly reformed Pete Doherty. After all, his first stint of hard time — an almost unendurable 4 days of 2005 in Pentonville Prison — clearly did so much good. Meanwhile, The Sun has decided to make up more shit about a hilariously conceived conversion-to-Islam rumour. So much for that other religion…