post Category: Pop Culture post postApril 30, 2008

Photo of Benji Madden Wrote A Love Song For Paris Hilton

Benji Madden has put Paris’ pussy on a pedestal.. Say that fast 3 times! Benji is so head over heels for Paris that he even wrote a song for her. Awww, I’m gonna puke.

He actually wrote me a beautiful song, and actually recorded it in the studio,” Hilton, 27, said Monday night at the LG launch of the TV series Scarlet. “He surprised me with it. It’s called, ‘Shine Your Light.’ It’s this really beautiful love song about me. It was the sweetest thing that anyone has ever done for me. He’s my best friend, he’s just different from any guy that I’ve ever been with. I just trust him completely, and I know that he’d be there for me, no matter what.”

I think ‘Shine your Light’ is actually code for take some Valtrex for your swelled up herpes infected vagina. The song probably isn’t even about Paris she’s just so full of herself that she believes it is. This relationship needs to end for my own personal health. I can’ handle the nausea I get when I hear about these two any more!

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