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Petra Nemcova goes goth. Sorta. (UMC)

Paris Hilton attempts a Turkish belly dance. (CS)

Sacha Baron Cohen’s Bruno character freaks out airport security in my hometown. (Celebitchy)

Moscow Fashion Week: Supersize sushi & mutant marshmallows. (Ayyyy!)

“The Hills” may soon become a shitty movie. (IBBB)

20 Best Karate Kicks Ever: Ever! (LG)

Heather Mills is looking for a man to wrap her leg around. Gah! (GB)

Posh & Becks’ transplanted wax figures. (PB)

Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen do the bikini thing. (TB)

Hollywood Gang Signs: Wangsta Gisele & Avril. (CR)

Kirsten Dunst: Pale, tired, & ready to rumble. (POTP)

21: A stunning exercise in extracting dullness from a unique story. (Pajiba)

Alright, bitches. Who killed the Rickroll video? Also, can that man dance, or what?