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Much like I did over the weekend, actress Sharon Stone spent some time being groped by a European and sunning her bare breasts. Well, technically for me it was less “sunning them” and more “showing them for dollars,” and the guy groping me was less of a “European” and more of a “Jimmy from the Jiffy Lube,” but you still get my point. The real question presented here is as to the Sharon’s bosom’s authenticity. They’re standing up awfully high to be attached to a octogenarian, don’t you think? And it’s a known fact that old lady boobs eventually settle into the armpits, where the nipples can rest comfortably at 10 and 2 and not bother anyone. That, my friends, is NOT 10 and 2. So am I supposed to be aroused or disgusted? Enraged or terrified? Masturbating or vomiting? The>